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Real thugs have tits and watch Mary Poppins.

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ssgawesome:

umadson:

got-DAYUM.

This is just….HAWT.

Tonight?

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Can republicans and democrats alike just stop saying they can create jobs at all. Can they just all stop

One of my favorite parts of getting ready in the morning is seriously putting up my hair and seeing my tattoo peek through my sleeve.

Good news bad news report of the day

good news. my internet came today
bad news. my internet provider lied to me about my device and it’s capabilities so now i need to buy a wireless router
good news. i have great friends that know how much i need to blog in bed that are letting me borrow theirs for the time being!
bad news. i have to go back to work which is especially hard after coming home and taking off my shoes and petting my cats.


i was really looking forward to making my network name “fuck the neighbor that moved” or “TEAM USA” but, idk.

Cameron Diaz taking out Jon Stewart’s stitches is the best thing she’s ever done.